what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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