But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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