yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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