How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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