Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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