i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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