Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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