you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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