"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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