I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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