sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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