You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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