..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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