i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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