so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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