Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
you never un-have a 4some
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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