You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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