Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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