You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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