Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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