i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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