I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
