I queefed so loud it echoed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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