1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Mom said you looked used
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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