Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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