So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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