I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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