I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
that is very illegal...i love you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
The ass gains better be worth it
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