she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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