Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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