i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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