The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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