i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think I died a long time ago.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Randomize
