You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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