I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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