He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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