S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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