fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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