so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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