I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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