no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This girl is more easily done than said...
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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