If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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