Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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