I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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