In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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