i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
