i think i have herpe
just one?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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