I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
it's like heaven, but drunker
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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