just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
false alarm. still invincible.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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