i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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